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Coffee is an ugly, muddy looking thing.

*switches on kettle*

Coffee is useless at keeping its warmth.

*scoops granules into the French press*

Coffee makes you fidgety and nervous. You lose concentration.

*fills with hot water*

Coffee sucks the moisture out of you.

*depresses filter*

Coffee is acidic. It will stain your teeth. Its oils will raise your cholesterol.

*pours*

Ah ……. Coffee!

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